Absolute Blue Invitation 1/17/14 - 1/18/14

Absolute Blue’s Governism

Ok, give me one word. Yes, any old word. And I have one. Put them together. Disparate Conundrum. Put that in the Phrase Analyzer. Yep, even that makes more sense than Basketball Diplomacy. But given the elevated status of relatively obscure, much holed, former sports starts and the absurd and exceedingly temporary impact they have on international politics, we thought we’d give it a try. I mean, what the hell…

Skip has put in for ambassadorship to Iceland, due to their health care policies and the probability of margaritas.

Don has applied to be special envoy to Maur-or Less-itania for their low tax rate and numerous topless beaches.

Kevin applied for a position at the Samoan consulate because of its rich culture and because it’s fun to say.

Bill has his eye on the charge de affaire to Ireland due to their working class ethics and reputation for being primarily Republican.

Tom wants to be king of Chicago. Whatever.

It is important to note that the opinions expressed by Dennis Rodman do not reflect the views of Absolute Blue, wholly or individually, Libertarians, Episcopalians or pretty much anyone, I’m thinking…

And it’s finally time for our debut at Matt’s Casbah in beautiful downtown Melbourne, home of the Really Long Happy Hour! Join us Friday 6:30 to 9:30 at Matt’s, at Waverly and New Haven, just across from Meg’s, as it is the only Absolute Blue performance this week. All the more reason to get off your atts and get to Matt’s…