Absolute Blue Invitation 1/24/14 - 1/25/14

Absolute Blue & The BG

This is the first of what will undoubtedly be a series on the upcoming Big Game. Of course we speak of the premier sporting event of our culture, however due to copywrite restrictions we cannot say the name of the actual event. And after issues with March Madness, World Cup, The Masters, The Preakness and Wrestlemania, turns out we have been put on double secret probation by legal consul so the only reference we can make is the rather cryptic SBXLVII, which could also stand for 7 large Satellite Beach guys. And that leads us to those less unfortunate than we. Have we even thought about those fans of lesser known sports such as curling and soccer? It is with them in mind that we pointlessly ask the members of Absolute Blue how they would describe this phenomenon:

Don: A true spectacle, with each trying to out due the other, culminating in a visual treat for the audience. And apparently there’s a football game too.

Kevin: The pageantry and sportsmanship are unrivaled and there is a sense of national pride as the best athletes in the country display their extraordinary talents to determine the champion of this uniquely American sport. And there’s hot cheerleaders.

Skip: I’M THE BEST GUITARIST IN THE GAME! WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY BASS PLAYER THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET! DON’T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT ME!

Bill: Omaha.

Tom: The competition is unbelievable with contestants from all over the world displaying pose, style and grace. You should have seen the bitches that won it last year.

We can only hope Tom switched channels to the Westminster Dog Show….

Only one public performance this week, at The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10 Friday. They have installed the latest in climate control technology so don’t let a brisk evening keep you away from hours of amusement from The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love…