Absolute Blue Invitation 2/14/14 - 2/16/14

Absolute Blue Links

We are pleased to announce a new partnership between Absolute Blue and a locally recognized search engine that is sure to be the first of its kind. In keeping with their tradition of embracing bleeding edge technology we have put a new spin on band correspondence. <linkdum>This new application will automatically generate contextual links based on content to provide additional pertinent information (more on: Absolute Blue history). We have agreed in principle to promote this new product in exchange for other considerations (more on: pizza coupons, timeshare opportunities). This way the user can easily access bonus material regarding Don (more on: fedoras adore us), Kevin (more on: fish dipping), Skip (more on: Mayberry), Tom (more on: failed Michigan sports teams), or Bill (more on: republicans). It’s a great way to find out more about the intricacies of an efficiently run organization (more on: segway), dedicated to bringing you the finest entertainment (more on: Pluto Nash), featuring the finest musicians in the area (more on: Milli Vanilli), playing all the classics from days gone by (more on: old farts). No, really (moron, incompetence, incontinence) </linkdum>

We make a triumphant return to downtown Melbourne with a performance at Friday Fest, sure enough, Friday from 6 to 10 at, sure enough, downtown Melbourne…

Sunday we tend to a private party, so be sure to get on down to The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10 Saturday…