Absolute Blue Invitation 3/07/14 - 3/09/14

Absolute Blue’s Nostrovia

We at Absolute Blue strongly support the effort that our good friend and esteemed Russian president in his effort to subdue a people who have selfishly rebelled against the country that has provided for them. After all, who would fight against all odds against a country that they came from in exchange for a few simple liberties and taxation with representation? I mean Crimea river already, because… oh, wait…

We at Absolute Blue strongly oppose the strong handed efforts made against the peace-loving Ukrainian people by the war mongering Russian president. I mean all they are really seeking is to break free of the oppressive Soviet apparel and gain the freedom to accessorize. We do, however, take issue with the fact that they have torn down a statue of Lennon in the Kyiv town square, as we would have picked McCartney. And things are so bad in Russia already that the former heavyweight, Vitali Klitschko, is running for president in a showdown they are calling ‘Putin on the Klitsch’. This would be akin to having a slim grillin’ George Foreman running for the US presidency. And he has like 17 sons all named George, which sound like a conspiracy right there, or at least potential tax fraud. So let’s all remember that in Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass…

This Friday we entertain the comrades at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 7 to 11…

And Saturday we’re back at The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10…