Absolute Blue Invitation 7/11/14 - 7/13/14

Absolute Blue Converts

It's finally here! The day we've been waiting a lifetime for, when we finally end our outdated isolationism and join the rest of the world in embracing a universal concept and standard. No, we're not renaming soccer, although that's an educated and timely guess. Of course we speak of the long awaited metric conversion, in a part goodwill gesture and part atonement for providing the world with reality tv and fast food. So now we refer to all measurements as kilo, milli or deca, which actually explains why we insist on 10 dances. Sure it will take some getting used to, like measuring our beer in hectares instead of gallons, hitting the beach at 28 degrees and reading the little numbers on your speedometer, but just think of the ease of measurement conversion, simply moving the decimal instead of using arcane, complex mathematical formulas like multiplying by 3. And sure it’ll double if not triple property, income and sales taxes but it's a small price to pay for international conformity. Just think of the illegal immigrants we can put to work changing everything from road signs to the heads up display on the B2 bomber. And we at Absolute Blue are ready to make the necessary changes. For example:

40.234 or 9.6561 to 6.4374

3.2187 Tickets to Paradise

Gimme 4.828 Steps

Summer of 111.0452

Some Kinda 1.69093 derful

It's 9.6561 O'clock Somewhere

80.467 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Anyways, we continue with our lethargy Friday night, but return with a vengeance Saturday night at the Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10…

And Sunday it’s back to Coconuts in Cocoa Beach from 2 to 6…