Absolute Blue Invitation 7/18/14 - 7/20/14

Absolute Blue Censored

Due to recent inflammatory remarks directed at heads of state, religious deities and Piers Morgan we are now required by law to submit all correspondence to a regulatory agency for the purpose of censoring the statements, allegations or outright lies that we regularly disseminate. We find this particularly offensive and plan a series of demonstrations to further our cause. It's not enough that we're perpetually on the No Fly List, Jonas Brothers Fan Database and various ED mailing lists but our accusers have cited precedent in the Patriot Act, Affirmative Action and just plain good taste to justify their actions. It's as if our little pop combo from Satellite Beach presents some sort of security risk, other than when Don passed noxious fumes on a US Air flight to Newark. How many times have we told him not to light his farts. In public anyway. I mean the only terror we’ve ever initiated is attempting to play Neil Diamond. We will not stand by and let some random government agency slur the good name of Absolute Blue. We’ll do that through our music. I’ll tell you right now they are messing with the wrong dudes. We will come down on them like a bandnado. So it’s time to put our XXXXXXXX up and give some XXXXXXX to the XXXXX that think they can XXXXXXXX our XXXXX. So get XXXXXX and XXXXXX XX X XXXXXXXXX for any XXXXXX mother XXXXXX, hairy ass XXXXXXX nuts XXXXXXXXXX on a XXXXXXXX XXXX. XXXXX X XXXX XXXXXX X XXXX! Just sayin…

We start a big weekend off with a Friday night at Monkey Bar just across from Paradise Beach in Indialantic from 9 to 1…

Then it’s back to the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street on Indian River Blvd Saturday from 7 to 11…

And we wind up at SBI from 1 to 5 Sunday for all you XXXXXXXXXX…