Absolute Blue Invitation 8/15/14 - 8/16/14

Absolute Blue Technologizes

In keeping with the Absolute Blue tradition of embracing cutting edge technology, we have partnered with a highly suspect but otherwise disreputable software consultant and have implemented voice recognition software. So that even as these words are written there is no manual intervention. No more hunt and peck on the obsolete keyboard, mere speech is driving this week's notification. It's making us more efficient and positively affecting our bottom line. This is but one example of the innovations that you've come to expect from The Worst Band You'll Ever Love, both on the stage and off. These kinds of efficiencies allow us to devote more time to creating the best entertainment experience possible and also come up with strategies to keep our material fresh and members out of jail. Delete last line. No, the last one. Change paragraph. Wait delete delete delete. Numb grass thing wont work for another pucker bill gates last turd mines grate…

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This weekend we climb our port at Cocoa Beach Pier Friday from 7 to 11…

Then Saturday get ready to frame your hosiery at Matt’s Casbah in downtown Melbourne from 6:30 to 9:30…