Absolute Blue Invitation 8/22/14 - 8/24/14

Absolute Blue Parties

Once created as a simple tax dodge and to deal with overzealous pollsters, it turns out that the Blue Party is a viable option in local politics and should be able to at least give the Socialists a run for their money. Tired of politics as usual? Can’t tell a Publican from a Republican? Too much Emo in Democrats? Is Green too clean? Find Libertarians to be Fibbertarians? Then Blue is the new Orange. But enough of hyperbole and rhetoric. One need only look at the facts:

-Absolute Blue will not be influenced by lobbyists or special interest groups. So long as hookers or strippers don’t unionize.

-The band is against all bad things. Unless they turn out to be good.

-No band member has ever been convicted of a second degree felony. In Ohio.

-They are fully committed to women’s rights. And lefts.

-Other bands may be in violation of yet undisclosed and fictitious laws, standards or regulations.

-Known to be fair and impartial when they’re not being fairly partial or partially fair.

So when you step up to the polls next Tuesday just cross out your least favorite Republican and write in Absolute Blue; Of the people, for the people, giving it to the people…

And in similar but totally unrelated news, we call out Bittersweet for the Tepid Tea Challenge. Yes, each member of Absolute Blue will be doused with a cup of lukewarm, unsweetened Chamomile and challenge Bittersweet to do the same in an effort to somehow benefit an as yet undetermined charity…

This Saturday we’re at Space Coast Harley for an afternoon of music and motorcycles from 1 to 5. It’s east of 95 just off Palm Bay Road…

Then Sunday it’s back to SBI from 1 to 5…