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Absolute Blue Invitation 12/12/14 - 12/13/14

 

Absolute Blue’s Appalls

 

Unfortunately our recent batch of Absolute Blue apps appears to be missing a critical component. Turns out the contract for the more then generous federal grant money we strategically squandered on lottery tickets and lap dances specifically stated that we develop and deploy a Personal Identification Generator, you know, the ones that ask you a series of questions and it tells you what Castaway, Pokemon or Jonas brother you are. So in a vain attempt to mitigate any potential litigation, fine or time out we have slapped together the following and will deploy the necessary process by alternate means, i.e. this correspondence. So jot down your favorite president, pope, reindeer, dwarf, epoch, dynasty, 19th century impressionist and sock type. Carefully guard your answers to no one sees, then use the following to decode which band member you most closely identify with:

 

Bill: McKinley, Paul VI, Blitzen, Sneezy, Devonian, Han, Degas, Crew

Kevin: Taylor, John XVII, Donner, Dopey, Miocene, Xia, Monet, Ankle

Don: Fillmore, Pius XII, Comet, Grumpy, Triassic, Shang, Renoir, Compression

Skip: Taft, Benedict VI, Vixen, Bashful, Holocene, Jin, Cezanne, Tube

Tom: Rice, Leo XIV, Prancer, Sleepy, Paleocene, Yaun, Manet, Support Hose

 

Apparently Tom was confused over Condoleezza being a part of that football thing. And if you are none of the above you are most likely Rene…

 

Join us for more holiday festivities at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street on Indian River Blvd, from 7 to 11 Friday…

 

Then it’s a return to Shady Oaks, at the corner of Babcock and Malabar Road, from 9 to 1 Saturday…


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