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Absolute Blue Invitation 3/12/15 - 3/15/15

 

Absolute Blue Shades

 

So we’re not sure we totally get it, but with the recent movie phenomenon that, having not bothering to read the book, we can only assume references an interior decorator trying to find the perfect color for a client or perhaps a testament to the writer’s favorite tea. Or a window treatment salesman’s quest for immorality. In any case it has taken the world by storm, shattering records usually reserved for hobbits or wizards or sinking ships. So we have put together a copyrighted and registered list of ideas to further the franchise. Please let us know your favorite and we will compile a comprehensive analysis full of color charts and graphs and standard deviations:

 

-50 Shades of Stay: Whispers turn to shouts as a dog trainer woos an executioner.

-50 Shades of Pate: A cook with digestive problems makes her stomach better but her liverwurst.

-50 Shades of Spay: Animal rights activists take their views to unreasonable lengths.

-50 Shades of Sorbet: What starts as a simple palette cleansing ends up deep in rainbow sherbet.

-50 Shades of Decay: To be closer to her dentist, a patient experiences everything from a small cavity to full blown gingivitis.

-50 Shades of Buffet: A woman is torn between Jimmy and Warren.

-50 Shades of Fillet: A simple drive through experience turns into a fish sandwich obsession.

-50 Shades of Jose: A relationship built exclusively on Tequila shots reaches its inevitable conclusion.

-50 Shades of Cray Cray: What started as a simple neurosis becomes full blown insanity. No, not the workout.

-50 Shades of Parkay: She can’t believe it’s not bondage.

 

So with that in mind please join us for a Thursday evening at Tracy’s in Suntree, at the corner of Wickham and St Andrews, just south of Suntree Blvd, from 7:30 to 11:30…

 

And Friday it’s back to the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, on Indian River just south of Main street, from 7 to 11…

 

Then Sunday it’s SBI, rain or shine, from 1 to 5…


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