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Absolute Blue Invitation 3/20/15 - 3/21/15

 

Absolute Blue Idiomizes

 

It has come to our attention that several times during the course of an Absolute Blue performance certain catch phrases or keywords are muttered, unbeknownst to the audience or many times the mutterer himself. This represents a paradigm shift in the cultural lexicon, similar to what we’ve seen in many sub Germanic languages. As such, the risk is that if not properly documented the subtle vernacular fabric would be lost to future generations. So we have put together a series designed to honor this peculiar set or jargon. Let’s begin with the basics:

 

Horndog: Noun, singular. From the Latin Haernicus Dogiticus, literally translated as ‘Reluctant soldier brandishing questionable weaponry’. Some predate this, replacing pointy sticks with fruits and vegetables, back when cultural differences were settled with lavish food fights. Commonly mistaken for Corndogs, as they are similar in texture and substance, Horndogs are much less appealing. When cornered they tend to generate copious amounts of flatulence and should not be around small children unless supervised. Easily excited, it is perfectly acceptable to taze them, bro. They are also difficult to housebreak, so you may want to use plastic sheets or newspaper, depends. Variations include Horndoggity, Horndogdammit, Horndoggery. See also Kevinanddon, Donandkevin.

 

 

Come and show your newfound appreciation of Horndogerry this Friday from 9 to 1 at Shady Oaks in Pam Bay, at the southwest corner of Malabar and Babcock…

 

Then Saturday from 9 to 1 at Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520…

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