Absolute Blue Invitation 5/08/15 - 5/09/15

Absolute Blue MD

We have looked now for a number of years for a way to supplement our cash flow because it has become clear that musicians are not paid as well as say plumbers, sanitation engineers or circus clowns. We have entertained a number of ideas, for example Don and Kevin wanted to be a pair of legals. Skip tried alchemy, but his attempt to turn water into strawberries proved fruitless. Tom wanted to start a petting zoo with his bear, Congenital Ben. But Bill came up with a brilliant plan. While today’s pharmaceutical market is more about promotion than diagnosis. More about profit than compassion, it seems like all we have to do is create a new disease, condition or malady and start diagnosing people with it. Once copyrighted, we can turn a profit on these without any skill, training or even cognitive thought. We can even offer upgrades, like replacing your old monia with new monia. Or creating a new strain of streptococcus, just because we like to say strep. In any case, we will put the ass is aspirin:

-For those complaining of joint pain: Nine or tendonitis.

-For those offering a Vlasic dill to a woman: Give Her Pickle Itis.

-For those that have never voted: Electile dysfunction.

-For those with digestive issues after listening to the trumpet: Donstipation.

-For those concerned with the influx of abbreviations and text speak: Vernacular Degeneration, LOL.

-For those with circulation issues after listening to Kevin: Deep Vein Trombosis.

-For those recently visiting Cuba: Castroenteritis.

-For the overly excited: Blunt Force Drama.

Anyways, join us for an evening of chaos Friday at Tiki Bar & Grill in Sebastian, just south of Main Street on Indian Harbor Blvd from 7 to 11…

And it’s Millikens at the Port from 5 to 10 on Saturday…