Absolute Blue Invitation 5/15/15 - 5/17/15

Absolute Blue Athleticizes

Yes, it’s hard to believe, but at one time Absolute Blue was individually members of many and varied sports teams. And now that statute of limitations has run out we can finally reveal the extent of our collective athletic feats. Think of it as further insight into the members of Absolute Blue or another effort at transparency or part of a twelve step program. Granted the last home plate they saw was full of wings and have left the gridiron, at least in Tom’s case, for the curling iron. And we're not just talking about their contributions in the fields of full contact needlepoint or hard core quilting, which have been considerable. Or that they tried so many times to ride a horse that they called it requestrian.  Or that time they pole vaulted over a bunch of guys from Warsaw. Behold with envy or pity their many contributions:

-Don competed in a series of coffee related events and once placed nationally in the Decaflon.

-Skip was acquitted by the ASPCA after many a horse was drowned by his water polo team. He was the only one in town with a horse and often had to play polo solo.

-Kevin toured nationally with a Trank and/or Field team where he became known as the travelin javelin until he dropped the big heavy ball and quickly learned where to not put the shot put.

-Bill had a very successful baseball career and was directly responsible for the banning of cheerleaders from the field as he constantly tried to get to second base.

-Tom was the only one that could make badminton worse.

We are happy to announce our first doubleheader in years, this Friday and Saturday, from 7 to 11 at Keith’s Oyster Bar (formerly Oh Shucks) at the new Cocoa Beach Pier…

Then Sunday we’re back at Sebastian Beach Inn from 1 to 5…