Absolute Blue Invitation 8/21/15 - 8/23/15

Absolute Blue Communicates

Effective communication is essential to any successful organization and Absolute Blue is no different. Maybe a little different. Ok, a lot different as they primarily converse in a series of grunts and sneers. An independent consulting firm we hired from craigslist for pocket change and a case of Old Milwaukee Light has identified three areas where improvement can be made; verbal, non-verbal and olfactory. Unfortunately semaphore is no longer an option after Skip, attempting to signal a Lynyrd Skynyrd song by waving a confederate flag, caused a national uproar. Instead we are attempting to break new ground by alternating burps and farts in a kind of stinky morse code. We have also come to realize that the quick, efficient dissemination of band communication is essential so that messages like “Out of beer”, “Something’s burning” or “Sing, bitch” are not lost. After all, why spend several sentences explaining the complexities of a given set of circumstances when a simple hand gesture will convey the spirit and volatility of the situation. Hopefully we will not repeat the Trust Exercise where we stood behind Billy to catch him from falling. Unfortunately he fell forward and knocked himself right out. As a result, I believe we will stick with flash cards with dirty limericks on them. We also have defined individual goals as follows:

-Don will no longer be calling Dionne Warwick in an attempt to communicate with the dead. All they ever do anyway is complain about Elvis and ask about prime time tv.

-Kevin will no longer talk to the fish, both imaginary and smoked. He will use other methods to make new friends and improve his fish dip.

-Skip promises to control his pronounced drawl into an intelligible series of guttural mutterings based upon irate New Yorkers.

-Bill promises to never again write set lists in Sanskrit or other dead languages.

-Tom banana feel door went five letter big.

We start off a big weekend with a strange Friday night at 5 to 10 at Milliken’s at the Port…

Saturday we return to Cocoa Beach Pier from 6 to 10…

And Sunday it’s the Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at 520 and A1A, from 4 to 8…