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Absolute Blue Invitation 8/28/15 - 8/29/15

 

Absolute Blue’s Clearance

 

It’s our huge summer clearance blowout! Everything must go! We need to get rid of all the old old songs and make way for the new old songs. And for a limited time it’s zero down, zero payment, zero due at listening. I know what you’re asking yourself. How do we do it? Simple. We deal in volume. In some cases we’ve played the same song thousands of times. Yeah, we should be able to play them better by now, so the least we can do is pass the savings on to you.

 

This weekend only, it’s our LOGO special. Listen to one song and get the next ABSOLUTELY FREE! (second song must be of equal or lesser artistic value). Think you’re gonna get that kind of deal from The Kore? Or Greg and/or Brian? Yeah, well maybe, but still.

 

You are receiving this special offer as a long-time and valued Absolute Blue customer. As a result, please stare at the computer screen unblinking for the next 30 minutes or so until we get around to a retina scan to prove that you are who you say you are and not some Indonesian hacker bent on world domination by infiltrating third rate musical organizations.

 

I know what you’re asking yourself again. How can we afford to literally give away music? What about taxes, administrative fees, licensing fees, legal fees, parole violation fees and bribes? We cover these through a series of savvy long term financial decisions. For example our recent substantial investment in Ashley Madison is sure to pay off big. And that was only made because we love their little snack cakes.

 

 

Make sure to join us this weekend as we take Labor Day weekend off. Friday it’s back to Matt’s Casbah in downtown Melbourne from 6:30 to 9:30…

 

Saturday it’s Keith’s Oyster Bar at Cocoa Beach Pier from 6 to 10…

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