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Absolute Blue Invitation 10/23/15 - 10/24/15
Absolute Blue Sonnetizes
Twas the night ‘fore All Hallows and all through the bar
The horn dogs weren’t drinking, like the usually are
Then Tom and Skip noticed, their glasses weren’t full
In fact they were empty. They said, “This is Bull!”
We have no Coronas, we have no Tsing Tao
We’re all out of Coors, Stroh’s and old Lowenbrau
We drank all the Millers, the Molson I guess
We even choked down all the Milwaukee’s Best
We hollered for Bill, we said “Please help us now!
We can’t find the beers here, can you show us how?”
He smiled and he told us, “If you stop your bitchin,
I’ll show you the beers”, and then points to the kitchen
Muttering something I might tell you later
I opened the door of the refrigerator
There ‘fore my cold bloodshot eyes did appear
Bottles and bottles and cans full of beer
There were stouts, there were ales
There were brews of all kinds
And cans of Budweiser, without or with lime
I saw some old Keystones, some Genuine Draft
And even some bottles of beers that were craft
Heinekens, Dos Equis, Coors that were new
They even had some of that Red White and Blue
We yelled and cheered Billy, he saved Halloween
As we looked at more beers than we’ve ever seen
We hope that this serves as a strong metaphor
You find what you look for and then so much more…
Find us at Squid Lips in Melbourne this Friday from, 7 to 11…
Then Saturday at Millikens, Portside, from 5 to 10…
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