Absolute Blue Invitation 10/23/15 - 10/24/15

Absolute Blue Sonnetizes

Twas the night ‘fore All Hallows and all through the bar

The horn dogs weren’t drinking, like the usually are

Then Tom and Skip noticed, their glasses weren’t full

In fact they were empty. They said, “This is Bull!”

We have no Coronas, we have no Tsing Tao

We’re all out of Coors, Stroh’s and old Lowenbrau

We drank all the Millers, the Molson I guess

We even choked down all the Milwaukee’s Best

We hollered for Bill, we said “Please help us now!

We can’t find the beers here, can you show us how?”

He smiled and he told us, “If you stop your bitchin,

I’ll show you the beers”, and then points to the kitchen

Muttering something I might tell you later

I opened the door of the refrigerator

There ‘fore my cold bloodshot eyes did appear

Bottles and bottles and cans full of beer

There were stouts, there were ales

There were brews of all kinds

And cans of Budweiser, without or with lime

I saw some old Keystones, some Genuine Draft

And even some bottles of beers that were craft

Heinekens, Dos Equis, Coors that were new

They even had some of that Red White and Blue

We yelled and cheered Billy, he saved Halloween

As we looked at more beers than we’ve ever seen

We hope that this serves as a strong metaphor

You find what you look for and then so much more…

Find us at Squid Lips in Melbourne this Friday from, 7 to 11…

Then Saturday at Millikens, Portside, from 5 to 10…