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Absolute Blue Invitation 11/13/15 - 11/15/15

 

Absolute Blue Costumizes

 

First of all we would like to apologize for the lack of last week's notification. Turns out this daylight savings thing is really throwing us for a loop. We spent most of last week asleep, comatose or hypnotized, which would explain a lot. Rest assured that we have reset all the clocks save for the blinking display on the Blue Ray player cause we can't find the remote or the Manuel. Which is not racist, he's just the only one that knows how it works. At least we were not late for Halloween. And speaking of which, we did not happen upon our Wizard of Oz costumes by chance. It was a carefully informed decision as we are in fact equal parts brainless, heartless and gutless. But there were other concepts considered as well:

 

-Don't Ask Don't Teletubbies. Sure, it could just be the Purple one, but can we be sure?

-Then we wanted to see who could dress like a Kardashian the fastest but that turned into a drag race.

-We wanted to come as Republican Presidential Candidates but that idea got Trumped. Ha.

-Dressing as five mauled midwestern dentists in a conceptual piece called Cecil's Revenge.

-Our sub atomic particle costume idea broke down as everyone wanted to be bosons and not neutrinos.

-We wanted to be beach bums crusading for women’s rights, or Surfergettes, but turns out they already can vote. Women, not beach bums.

-Then we were all set to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles until Kevin came down with Reptile Dysfunction.

 

Join us for a full weekend beginning at Malabar Mo’s Friday from 7 to 11…

Then Saturday it’s back to Squid Lips in Melbourne from 7 to 11…

And then it’s the last SBI of the year Sunday, 1 to 5…

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