Absolute Blue Invitation 12/04/15 - 12/05/15

Absolute Blue Dishes

We are proud to announce that Kevin’s fish dip has finally given the accolades for which it has long been overdue. It has been chosen best fish dip by Hometown News. Once regarded only as a local delicacy, it is now known from Grant all the way to Valkaria. As a result, he has finally achieved his lifetime goal of bringing the world closer together through the use of cream cheese. The formula has been developed through much trial and error, mostly in southeastern courtrooms. And while the exact recipe is a closely guarded secret, we do know that the fish go through an extensive interview process before being selected. We apologize guys, only the best tasting kingfish get to be in Kevin’s fish dip. Not to be outdone the rest of the band has pulled together a series of ill-advised meals:

-Don created a Szechuan dish specifically marketed to Panda Express and was in distribution talks until they realized it was made out of actual pandas.

-Skip took another approach and compiled a list of his favorite country music inspired road kill recipes into a cookbook entitled On The Road Again.

-Tom takes organic to a whole new level with his special veal piccata, made exclusively from cows that have committed suicide. Unfortunately the high cost of emotionally unstable cattle is at an all time high so he has taken matters into his own hands and become a kind of Kattle Kevorkian.

-Bill has proposed a vegetarian line of products called Bein’ Vegan with liberal recipes developed over a Weekend at Bernie Sanders’. Yes, he puts the left in leftovers.

-And the entire band has put together some just desserts, including chocolate moose made by the Cocoa Elks, reinbow sherbet made with real reindeer and baked Alabama made with real Birming Ham.

Only one chance to catch The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love this weekend, Friday at Grind + Grape, on Ocean Blvd just south of 60 in Vero (772.231.5536)…