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Absolute Blue Invitation 5/13/16 - 5/15/16


Absolute Blue Influences


When evaluating the impact that an individual or group has on a culture over a period of time, one needs only to look at the way said culture has changed and the specific contributions that have been made. In our case, one can focus on the negative, and note the times that our attempts to affect the course of verbal communication have failed miserably. Like when we attempted to trend Don of the Dead. Or when we suggested hashtag Kevin Can Wait. Or coming up with Good Bill Hunting. Or The Skipth Sense. And forget about Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tom. We would rather concentrate on the few times that we were able to create catchphrases that actually caught on. Such as:


-When the band was running out of specialty cheese: We're going to need a bigger goat.

-When Bill was asked to identify a kind of rock by an IBM computer: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

-When Skip was phasing out a version of Windows: Hasta la Vista, baby.

-When professing Don’s love of pudding pops: You had me at Jello.

-When Tom’s article on Absolute Blue history was in a repossessed car: The greatest story ever towed.

-When Kevin was offered a job at waste management: They made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

-When the band was explaining the lack of animals at the zoo: Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers.


Another big weekend on tap for The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love, starting Friday at Coconuts in Cocoa Beach from 7 to 11…


Then it’s Siggy’s in Palm Bay from 9:30 to 1:30 Saturday…


And we end with a perfect Sunday afternoon at SBI from 1 to 5…


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