Absolute Blue Invitation 6/08/12 - 6/09/12

Absolute Blue’s Reviews

In keeping with Absolute Blue’s tradition of operating on the bleeding edge of technology, our drummer has put a unique twist on a well-known internet concept and created billyslist.com, where his customers can log reviews concerning any of the variety of services provided by his thriving business, Yearty’s Yards. It’s a unique and innovative way to produce immediate content, generate awareness and promote positive publicity universally and economically. It’s part of Bill’s multichannel sales and marketing strategies that include begging, pleading and sometimes intimidation both through the inner and outer net. Some samples gathered for the new website:

Joanne17: He may smell like fertilizer, but my landscaping is gorgeous!
Gopchief: Mows like the truly great Republican he is.
Idamae1942: I turned him from a lawn boy into a lawn man.
Mrsjohnson2: Very knowledgeable concerning care and maintenance of plants and shrubs but always seems to leave with one sock.
Irena702: My yard never looked better but my liquor is gone and my dog is pregnant.

We feel this is a solid foundation that can be built upon to provide the consumer an honest portrayal of what to expect from Yearty’s Yards. Other future enhancements include a ‘Fertilize Me’ app, interactive gardening chat and automated weed analysis…

Saturday we attend to a private function, so only one chance this week to partake in the intrinsic insanity of The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Join us from 7 to 11 Friday at Squid Lips in Melbourne…