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Absolute Blue Invitation 10/06/17 - 10/08/17


Absolute Blue Servicizes


The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love is proud to celebrate the beginning of Fall with the first ever Pumpkin Spice music. Enjoy the fresh clean aroma of the most favorite of seasons, as long as we can control Don’s flatulence. But that’s just one of the many services provided by Absolute Blue, partly due to our ongoing Community Service requirements. Like our Double Your Music Back guarantee. If you are not satisfied with your song, we will play it again free of charge. And check out these other values:


-Parking Validation: We now validate parking. Kevin will be monitoring the parking lot and providing gold stars for those that park between the lines.

-Continental Breakfast: This week’s continent is Australia, therefore we will be supplying out of date granola bars and packets of ketchup.

-Roadside Assistance: We will assist you to the side of any road at no charge. Streets, avenues and boulevards available for a nominal fee.

-Dance Lessons: Forget the Samba. Forget the Tango. Try to forget Twerking. The new dance craze is The Skip. Sure it’s just a series of pelvic thrusts, but its simplicity and beauty is sure to bring on nirvana. Or at least light headedness.

-Transportation: Should the need arise, we will arrange for a driver for you. We will also record the process, for legal and entertainment purposes, while you hit on the driver or pass out in the back seat, which will automatically post to our new app, YouberTube.


This weekend starts off with a Friday night at Squidlips in Melbourne from 7 to 11…


Then it’s finally time for Tequila Azul! Join us for our debut at a great new club, on St. Andrews, between Longhorn Steakhouse and Chili’s at The Avenue in Viera. Looking for a brand new venue for the same old guys? This is it! Saturday 9-12…


Then Sunday we will be participating in the Marathon Commercial Fishing Fund Raiser at The Old Fish House in Grant. Festivities begin at 1:00 with Absolute Blue wrapping things up about 6:00. Come on out for a great time for a great cause…

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