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Absolute Blue Invitation 3/02/18 - 3/03/18


Absolute Blue Prehistorizes


There are times when we feel we are being tested. When we question not only the world in which we live, but our place within it. When our actions seem futile, our intentions unsure, our motivation unsound. We call these weekdays. It is because of this we feel we need to make certain things clear. One, giraffes are not extinct. And two, it was not called Giraffic Park. We hold these truths to be self-evident. The fact that we needed to point this out is troublesome enough, so we thought we should add some other well known references to Prehistory. Please feel free to use this handy guide when meeting with a potential employer, spouse or legal counsel.


-Precamian: The disaster that was the Carolina Panthers before drafting Newton.

-Pleistoscene It: The original board game, predating even Monopoly and Cards Against Cromagnity.

-Paypaleozoic: The earliest form of currency, used when the internet was mostly rocks and straw held together with mud.

-Anyanderthal: Of or pertaining to an unspecific member of the archaic human race, as opposed to just Steven or Bobby.

-Alientologist: Those who study the extraterrestrials that have assisted us in the past, such as with the Great Pyramid, Nazca Lines and Justin Bieber.


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