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Absolute Blue Invitation 7/06/12 - 7/07/12

Absolute Blue Goes Organic

Based on recent marketing data and unsubstantiated hearsay, The Worst Band You'll Ever Love has changed strategic initiatives and revealed earth friendly policies that include but are not limited to the consumption and/or management of our planet's resources. In a bold move, the band as a whole has vowed to not partake in the meat, milk or internal organs of any creature that has at any time had a face. Individual commitments, however, vary. For example, the Horn Dogs are now Free Range, able to graze without restriction, their only dietary supplements are the occasional antibiotic for personal infections and a low dose but powerful laxative. Skip has taken the initiative to heart and developed a method of powering the minivan with his more than ample supply of methane. Bill has utilized his extensive horticultural skills to develop a herbicide free method of pest prevention, whereby continuous exposure to Piers Morgan has driven the offending insects to suicide or at least rendered them sterile. Tom has agreed in principal to consume only those foods rich in cold processed oils, thereby substantially increasing the levels of Essential Fatty Asses...

This weekend we come off a much needed vacation with a Friday evening at Squid Lips from 7 to 11...

And Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...

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