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Absolute Blue Invitation 7/20/12 - 7/21/12

Absolute Blue Talks Boat Safety

It’s that time of year when we see an influx of boats upon our plethora of waterways. Since we at Absolute Blue are concerned about your well-being, we have put together, after considerable research, some guidelines to ensure you a safe wet summer. You may not know it but boating accidents cause more injuries than kitchen utensils, pinochle and llamas combined. For instance it is always important to know which way you are turning, whether you are in starboard or in port, one being green, the other red. Always carry some type of navigation device such as GPS, compass or sextant. Be careful when fueling and always carry a spill kit containing absorbent pads, socks or feminine hygiene products. As soon as you board your vessel, familiarize yourself with all safety equipment such as coast guard approved fire extinguisher, signaling mirror or semaphore flags. Also, please take note of the below. Many of these can also be applied to the pool or the tub...

Always have a working knowledge of the fish you may encounter. Many will bite, sting or defraud you.
Emergency flares should not be used for roasting chicken or lighting cigarettes.
Remember, your captain can be used as a flotation device. Unless you're the captain.
When confronting a shark do not panic as they can smell fear. And apathy.
Always remember to bring Lifesavers. Jujubes are good too.
Obey all posted speed limits and most unposted ones. Remember the manatee you save today could be your entrée tomorrow.


And remember, safe boating is not just a good idea, it’s probably the law...


This weekend The Worst Band You'll Ever Love returns to Coconuts Friday from 7 to 11...


Then it's Squid Lips Saturday 7 to 11...

 

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# bangNcrash 2012-08-01 18:03
Wow,
Alot of info about boating safety. I never thought about using femine hygene pads for fuel spill prevention. You guys are geniuses.

Scott
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