Absolute Blue Invitation 5/24/19 - 5/25/19

Absolute Blue Assemblizes

2019 Court Mandated Absolute Blue Annual Shareholder Meeting Minutes

7:55 Sneak past security into Satellite Beach City Hall council chambers

8:00 Call to order. Bill asks recording secretary for a round of beers thinking she is a waitress.

8:03 Don moves to add his rap version of America the Beautiful to the set list. No second. Just bewilderment.

8:05 Kevin moves to incorporate his newfound passion for yodeling into the performance. Unanimously vetoed.

8:07 Bill pleads for shots of jaeger for the board, then orders Domino’s.

8:08 Tom proposes shorter sets or long bathroom breaks, depends. Motion ignored.

8:10 Skip recommends that all rehearsals be clothing optional. Motion passes without opposition.

8:12 Awkward silence.

8:15 Bill reaches for a bottle of hand sanitizer.

8:21 Further discussions tabled until pizza arrives.

8:25 Police intervene.

8:26 Chaos.

8:35 Potential charges explained.

8:37-12:00 Timeout.

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