Absolute Blue Invitation 7/27/12 - 7/29/12

Absolute Blue's Pledge

It has come to our attention that our dedication to the core product is not as it should be. Skip has been seen philandering with Stoney, the Horn Dogs have been stepping out with the Lost River Gang and God only knows what Tom and Chris Long are up to. Therefore, we have put together a "statement of purpose" designed to strengthen these ties, bolster confidence within the organization and put an end to the divisionism that threatens the stability of the already fragile infrastructure of the institution that is The Worst Band You'll Ever Love. One by one each will be inducted during a formal ceremony during which they will be coerced into repeating the following, under threat of revocation of alcohol rights:

I pledge allegiance to the band
Which the five delegates make unbearable.
And to the repugnance for which it stands,
One creation, under Tom
With invisible, deliberate injustice for all.

Each member will sign this in blood or red crayon and a copy will be stored in the Absolute Blue archives at Corporate Headquarters. And to make it super official it will be posted on Facebook and Twittered repeatedly...

Friday we're back at The Bamboo at Seabreeze Steakhouse (formerly Foreman's Steakhouse) in Satellite Beach from 6 to 10...

Saturday it's The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10 as well...

Then Sunday we're at Sebastian Beach Inn, rain or shine, from 2 to 6...