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Absolute Blue Invitation 8/05/12 - 8/05/12
Absolute Blue Goes Olympical
After a series of questionable and possibly extraditable circumstances, Absolute Blue obtained tickets to the London Olympics and has spent many months learning the simple nuances of the British language. They have fish and chips, we have Long John Silver’s. There, soccer is football and football is, well, nonexistent. We have taken extensive courses including Rosetta Stone, Blarney Stone and Stone The Crows and can now tell a twit from a wanker, your arse from your elbow; we can go the full Monty or wear knickers. We can call someone a cheeky nancy-boy for telling your mum to bugger off. Bloody hell, we can even get pissed with our mates, play snooker and chat up some birds for a fort night. Bob's your uncle (actually, he's my dad). Just make sure you don't put another shrimp on the barbie. All went well with the trip, however attending the games themselves was a bit of a letdown. Towit:
Don was disappointed with the Women’s 100M Breast, but at least left the event with his pocketful of pound notes intact.
Kevin thought the Decathlon was a coffee drinking contest.
Skip parked his car at the pool before he put his glasses on and realized it was Synchronized Diving.
Bill thought the Biathlon was a series of Jenna Jamison films.
Tom wanted to attend the Parallel Bars until he found out that this did not refer to pubs across the street from each other.
So we left the country, at their request, a little smarter, a little more worldly, with both a renewed sense of patriotism and a healthy dose of respect for the athletes. As well as a possible tapeworm...
Friday marks our return to Siggy's in Palm Bay, just west of 95 on Malabar Road (in Interchange Square) from 9 to 1...
And Sunday it's back to Coconuts in Cocoa Beach from 2 to 6...
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