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Absolute Blue Invitation 8/31/12 - 9/03/12
Absolute Blue Convenes
Now that Tampa has received a much needed scrubbing from Isaac, the RNC can continue without much further ado. What you may not know is that The Worst Band You'll Ever Love played a pivotal role in preparing for the festivities. Under cover of night, working with local, state and local plumbers #107 we have proudly performed our partisan duties with little regard for party affiliation, religious preference or sexual orientation. For example:
Kevin worked with Tampa hookers to standardize rate, streamline workflow and scheduling in a series of hands on work sessions.
Tom procured a system of distribution points for the newly developed Ann Romney love doll, filling a critical niche market need.
Don actually joined the convention late after years of mistakenly supporting what he thought was Odonacare.
Unfortunately Skip was asked to leave the convention after referring to Mitt as Mormonic on several occasions.
Bill's efforts also led to some confusion after his keynote speech noted the effects of Roe v Spayed, clearly confusion women and animal rights issues...
In any case, it's the biggest weekend of the year, with four opportunities to partake in the superficially pedestrian capriciousness of Absolute Blue...
Friday evening finds us at the Avenue in Viera from 6 to 9...
Saturday we return to Squid Lips from 7 to 11...
Sunday it's a pre-holiday party at Coconuts from 2 to 6...
And we wrap things up with a big Labor Day extravaganza at Kristin's River House in Grant Monday from 2 to 6. You can find Kristin's on US1 riverside, just south of 1st Street. See you there...
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