Absolute Blue Invitation 12/14/12 - 12/15/12

Absolute Blue Quiz

OK, it’s time for a pop quiz. Place your books on the floor and take out your number 2 pencil. Keep your eyes front and relax. It’s an easy one:
Match the signature line to the corresponding holiday movie:

A) God bless us everyone.                                            1) Scrooged
B) I believe.                                                                   2) Miracle on 34th Street
C) Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.       3) Christmas Vacation
D) The bitch hit me with a toaster.                               4) It’s a Wonderful Life
E) Shitters full.                                                              5) A Christmas Carol

See? You probably passed. But before we forget, we ran another holiday favorite through our patented carolitic converter and this is what we came up with:

Kevin got run over by a John Deer
Mowing lawns one tipsy weekday night
Don says scotch and lawn care can be trouble
And me and Mary Kay both think he’s right

Yes, that’s ho, ho, horrible. But if you think that’s bad, check us out this weekend, starting with an evening at Lou’s Blues Friday from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then we do it again 6 to 10 at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant on Saturday…