Absolute Blue Invitation 1/11/13 - 1/12/13

Absolute Blue Attires

Due to geopolitical concerns, gubernatorial posturing and global warming; after the Arab Spring, Oriental Summer, Lithuanian Fall as well as Rosh Hashanah, our political strategists, lobbyists and several bartenders have determined the time is now to reveal our latest initiative. The delicate balance of embargos, indictments and egalitarian controlled eugenics has produced an environment conducive to our planned marketing initiatives. So we bring to you our latest achievement, after months of research, analysis and jaeger. This market ready line of products is designed to be decorative as well as inconsequential for the newly emerging puppet regime or dictatorship as well as the established autocracy. So we bring you the product core of the newly created Absolute Blue Serviceable Undergarment Redeployment Directive. And through a series of bribes, inducements and sexual favors to a number of regulatory and sedentary officials we bring you the following:

A combination Moroccan hat and candy dispenser we call the Pez Fez.

The Hash Sash: Thigh ties made by shy Thai’s drinking mai tais.

The Gurhka Burka: A gentle, wearable blend of Nepalese repression and Muslim style.

A dark brown headgear marketed to Central Africa, the Coffee Kufi.

The most apologetic of garments, the Imso Sari.

Outerwear for the Mexican Executive, the Head Honcho Poncho.

A sports bra for Indonesian women called the Jug Hugger.

A line of Israeli holiday coverings, the Hanukkah Yamakas.

And for those looking for a mixture of Hebrew and Bavarian styles, the I Am Chosen Lederhosen.

So there you have it. A little something for everyone no matter what your nationality/culture/IQ/Shoe Size...

This Friday it's back to Lou's Blues for more of our nonsense from 9:30 to 1:30...

Then Squid Lips Saturday 7 to 11...