Absolute Blue Invitation 2/01/13 - 2/02/13

Absolute Blue Sports

As we look forward to the impending event that is the Super Bowl, we reflect on the magnificence of competition, as finely tuned athletes perform in an atmosphere of sportsmanship through which we can learn as much about our fellow man as we do about ourselves. But mostly we look forward to the commercials and occasional wardrobe malfunction. And let’s not forget about other spectator sports such as hockey and its glorious violence, the advent of the X Games and its target demographic of 20 something Mountain Dew drinking lost souls, and who can deny the remarkable marketing synergy between Professional Bull Riding and Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is with this in mind that we bring you the lesser known physical accomplishments of The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. Little of the below can be documented but we found it on the internet so it has to be true:

Don was conditionally accepted into his High School football team as part of their “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy.

Kevin’s efforts to establish Fishing as an Olympic event have to date proved fruitless. However he still considers himself a Weapon of Bass Destruction.

Billy’s once promising baseball career was cut short by a coach that was follicularly insensitive to his needs.

Tom lettered in Croquet and was the Unofficial Recording Secretary for the Full Contact Debate Team.

Although Skip was home schooled, he was into competitive cooking from a young age and assumed a position on his local extreme baking team where his cupcakes were well known for their volatility.

So ends the athletic contributions of Absolute Blue. Perhaps for the greater good…

Join us Friday for our only performance this weekend at Lou’s Blues from 9:30 to 1:30…