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Absolute Blue Invitation 2/08/13 -2/10/13

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Our technology division has finally released their latest development. After several years, multiple layoffs and thousands of happy hours, they have produced what amounts to a near replication of a sample of a valid QR code. This can unlock untold riches, a Russian woman who wants to chat, a Nigerian dictator’s treasures or you may have just won an Irish lottery. Simply scan the following code from your computer screen, copy it into your Word processing software, print it out, send it with a self addressed stamped envelope to our Corporate headquarters along with a nominal processing fee and we will notify you if you have won any of the above:

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As a bonus we also present a bar code that may release knowledge long lost to ancient civilizations, increase your libido or perhaps transport you to an alternate time/space continuum, but before you do, please read and sign the attached waiver that eliminates Absolute Blue Inc. from any damages incurred from an overabundance of intelligence, deconstructing/reconstructing your molecules or suddenly becoming irresistible:

 

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OK. So it’s really just a bunch of L’s. It’s the spirit of the thing…

 

 

And we’re in high spirits for a big weekend beginning Friday at Squid Lips from 7 to 11…

 

 

Saturday it’s back to The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…

 

 

Then down by the Barefoot Bay from 2 to 6 Sunday…

 

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