Absolute Blue Invitation 3/08/13 - 3/09/13

Absolute Blue Reacts

There was a time when an inhabitant of our little rock, hurtling through the universe at 9300 miles an minute, felt safe. Recent events have proven that this is no longer true. Blizzards continue to pummel the north. Celestial bodies rain down upon us. The earth actually reaching up and grabbing one of our fine citizens. The Kardashians. There’s probably that whole ozone thing going on too. And if that’s not enough, Dennis Rodman détentes with Kim Jong Un. Clearly it is time for clear and decisive action to save us from this Global Storming. Other bands may sit idly by while havoc is unleashed around them, but The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love has taken it upon themselves to develop a clear strategy to combat these ever growing threats to our existence. Action items include:

Due to receding polar ice caps and herds of displaced native fauna, we propose a new program, A Penguin In Every Freezer.
A tsunami early warning system that will not only predict the size and time of impact, but alert surfers statewide for the ride of a lifetime. Perhaps to Orlando.
The first relocation of a major US city from Boston to Palatka. Many herds of goats have protested, but what the hell.
To deal with recurring wildfires, a temporary ban on public urination in parts of California and Colorado.
The world’s first meteorite deflection system, consisting of a series of really big rubber bands.

So there you have it. Think you’re gonna get something like this from Greg and Brian? Well, maybe but a coupla ours just might work…

We begin our weekend with a Friday night at Siggy’s in Palm Bay from 9:30 to 1:00...

Then Saturday it’s The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10...