Absolute Blue Invitation 4/05/13 - 4/07/13

Absolute Blue’s Warmongering

Enough with the cautious optimism. The time for action is now. We’ve heard of their antics for years, yet we do nothing about it. How long to we take the ridicule and threats from a country no larger than probably two of our states either put together or contiguously? And not two of those New England states either. Why, even the name, Luxembourg, literally means ‘Death To Americans’ in perhaps one or more of their ancient native languages. We’ve had it with their coffee drinking and the crossword puzzling. Even on the internet we read of them breeding sheep with explosive devices in their little sheep fluff that smell like Twizzlers to attract Americans and other types of tourists, then train them to enter the detonation codes with their little hooves then, boom, they go to sheep heaven, which is close to real heaven, just an exit or two before. Other facts we researched on the internet or simply made up:

They are a sneaky people, hiding in open air cafes during the day and sleeping at night.
Their primary export, other than Luxembourgers, is Basalt, which nobody knows what the hell is.
While not a nuclear power, they have many pointy sticks that can be thrown great distances.
Many people are born there every year.
Their military chemical warfare division is even now developing virulent strains of gingivitis.

So the answer is clear. Stop the menace before it’s too late. For the children. For the pets…

We start off a full weekend with a Friday night at Lou’s Blue from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then Saturday we return to the Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520. From 9 to 1…

And we finally blow it out with a Sunday afternoon at Malabar Mo’s from 4 to 8…