Absolute Blue Invitation 5/17/13 - 5/19/13

Absolute Blue’s Marketization

As The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love embarks upon yet another ill-advised marketing campaign, tentatively titled ‘Another Desperate Attempt at Relevancy’, we have searched long and hard for a truly good idea to plagiarize. We had to be careful as our So Simple A Drummer Can Do It campaign got us served by Percussionists International and more recently we received a cease and desist order from Jake…from State Farm. We were leaning toward The Relentless Pursuit of Mediocrity after we decided we don’t really want to know what’s in your wallet and did in fact leave home without it. So we decided to go with something truly original:

They tell Aerosmith which way to walk.

Mick claims to move like Don.

Once got Journey to stop believin’.

Dylan actually knocked on Kevin’s door.

They fooled the Who again…and again.

Axl took them down to Paradise City.

At Creedence’s request they stopped the rain.

They are…the most interesting band in the world…

Join us for a most interesting weekend, beginning Friday from 7 to 11 at Cocoa Beach Pier…

Then Saturday night it’s a private party at Sebastian Beach Inn…

And Sunday we return to SBI for an afternoon performance from 2 to 6…