Absolute Blue Invitation 6/14/13 - 6/16/13

Absolute Blue Returns

We return after a successful weekend in North Carolina where we introduced the Raleigh locals to our own blend of rock and funk which they are still recovering from. After they introduced us to a blend of gin and bourbon that we are still recovering from. During the course of our journey we made a series of operational and strategic decisions regarding the future direction of the organization. We decided that there are a series of jokes, shticks and anecdotes that we have officially relegated to the Absolute Blue archives. This includes Chunks, Pants on the ground and Patrick Swayze jokes. Also being considered for retirement are:

____Never got to Bangor.

____Did you jump?

____But first.

And while we reconfirmed The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love as our official slogan, we are still looking for a new catchphrase. Among the candidates:

____I’m that guy from that thing!

____Da Hoppa.

____I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

____Nobody puts Billy in the corner.

And here’s the best part: You can participate! Simply mark the lame joke or phrase you’d like to hear over and over again and your vote will be tabulated along with several others to make you an informal, unofficial, unauthorized kind of executive producer of the Absolute Blue show!

This weekend hold boundless opportunities to consider yourself entertained, if boundless really means three. We start things off with the Friday Fest in downtown Melbourne from 6 to 10...

Then Saturday it’s back to Squid Lips from 7 to 11…

And Sunday brings us to The Sandbar in Cocoa Beach, at the end of 520, from 4 to 8….