Absolute Blue Invitation 8/02/13 - 8/03/13

Absolute Blue Technologizes

Absolute Blue is pleased to announce the first in our summer series on new and emerging technology. We apologize for not starting sooner but our IT consultant was on restriction for missing curfew. This week’s focus is on a strange new concept called Hashtagging or Hashing or simply Tagging. This presents a way of letting all the internets know that you have written, or ‘posted’, statements or comments of great meaning that the world should know of. Award winning scientists have yet to fully understand how this actually works, but by preceding the subject of your post with ‘hashtag’ all internet users are immediately notified that you have something interesting or intriguing to say. If you were talking about pets you might use ‘hashtag dog’, or more specifically ‘hashtag pomeranian’ if you were speaking about a particularly unattractive species, and immediately dog lovers from as far as Peru and perhaps Malta will be alerted to your interesting and/or intriguing words. It’s hashtag fricking hashtag awesome! Feel free to use this new technology but not too much as it may interfere with our plans for global domination already in progress…

Next week: ‘Selfies’ in 12 easy steps…

Only one hashtag chance for a hashtag Absolute Blue performance this hashtag weekend. Join us at hashtag Squid Lips hashtag Saturday from hashtag 7 to hashtag 11…