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Absolute Blue Invitation 8/10/13 - 8/11/13

Absolute Blue Closings

We apologize for last week’s posting as apparently due to autocorrect, spellchecking or alien intervention a critical word was misspelled. We are truly sorry for any inconvenience caused by this issue, however our most sincere apology automatically excludes us from any civil or criminal charges, either foreign or domestic, so we have given our lawyers the evening off…

In other news, authorities have intercepted a series of messages linked to Absolute Blue that are causing concern throughout an already shaken intelligence community. Unfortunately the collection of these messages resulted in the demise of several carrier pigeons. The nature of these remain unclear but as a precaution, a number of closures have been scheduled, including several hot dog carts, a Waffle House, three Hooters Restaurants and the lone remaining Scotty’s on earth. The Atlantic Ocean and the Ionosphere remain open but on a heightened security level. Along with the intercepted correspondence a series of male enhancement drugs and equipment were missing, a clear indication that the group is up to no good. Officials are not disclosing which governing body intercepted the communications however indicated that they were not only off color but had flatulent references and a substantial number of grammatical errors, immediately implicating The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love…

Anyways, the single public performance this weekend is at The Old Fish House in Grant Saturday from 6 to 10, as Sunday we tend to a private function…


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