Absolute Blue Invitation 8/30/13 - 9/01/13

Absolute Blue’s Twerking

Let’s get something straight. Miley Cyrus’ performance at the VMA’s was not exactly earth shattering. While it is always inspiring to see a performer break new ground, which is just what she did, both as an artist and a hooker. In our opinion, we’d have to say that she performed a public service by offering up a personal dance to the entire country. One can only imagine the millions of American males, ok and perhaps some females, standing next to the tv, folded dollars in hand during her performance. But could this be a sign of something more provocative to come? Could a stint on Cake Boss be close at hand, perhaps teaming with her father at the Achy Breaky Bakery? And while we’re not exactly sure what twerking is, we’d be more than happy to Google it if the NSA wasn’t watching. Therefore, we will deal with this in the finest of Absolute Blue traditions, the same way we deal with band history, legal documents and song lyrics: we make ‘em up. So our options, as we see them, for defining the twerk:

From the Latin ‘tuorok’, meaning one of moronic or imbecilic nature, e.g., ‘Et tu, tuorok?’

A combination of ‘To’ and ‘Work’ as evidenced by any of 7 dwarfs or their respective handmaiden.

In legislative terms, slang for Filibuster, i.e., ‘Pulosi twerked the hell out of HR6604’.

A state of transition when you are in between social media and your place of employment.

After all, we’re just twalking about twerking…

We open up a big Labor Day weekend with a Friday night at Lou’s Blues from 9:30 to 1:30…

Then Saturday it’s an evening at the Pineda Inn, on US1, just 1 mile north of Pineda, from 7 to 11…

And Sunday we return to Coconuts from 2 to 6…