Absolute Blue Invitation 10/05/13 - 10/06/13

Absolute Blue Cognomenizes

Unfortunately we have received word that the rights to a familiar Absolute Blue catchphrase has been registered and The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love is in violation of said copyright. Turns out that a Tibetan monastery quartet trademarked The Horn Dogs of Love and has apparently lawyered up. We received word from the Chinese equivalent of Saul Goodman, promising a ‘good old fashioned ass kickin’ if we do not cease and desist. So we thought we would take this opportunity to reassign monikers for each band member, which has always worked in the past. In fact, at one time Skip was known as Skipper, Bill was known as Billy, Tom as Tommy and the Horn Dogs as DonandKevin (or KevinandDon). This time we hired outside consultants to fully research each band member, detailing their respective personalities, or lack thereof, and came up with the following:

-He lifts, he separates; he sings, he conjugates. He’s The Donimator

-What’s that strange odor? Why it must be Kevinscent.

-Straight from Keebler it’s the Skipperdoodle, the ultimate in confections.

-Both Igneous and Sedimentary, it’s Tomegranite, the rock foundation.

-Since his given name was already taken by the Black Eyed Peas guy, lo.u.is.

OK, so the last one is a bit of a stretch. Join us for the sole public performance for Absolute Blue Saturday at The Old Fish House at Treasure Coast Marina in Grant from 6 to 10…