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Absolute Blue Invitation 11/22/13 - 11/23/13

Absolute Blue’s Substitution

 

Tom’s out today so I’m going to write this week’s invitation. I mean, how hard can it be?

 

So how’s it going? How bout that Toronto mayor? I know, right?

 

And those Kardashians.

 

Did you see Dancing With the Stars last night? Sweet.

 

So we’re about done. No?

 

Let’s see.. Didja hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into the bra?

Or the agnostic dyslexic that doubted the existence of Dog?

Or the Jamaican proctologist? We call him Pokemon.

Or the Epicurean transvestite that liked to eat, drink and be Mary?

 

So that about does it, doesn’t it? Damn.

 

And ‘selfie’ is Oxford dictionaries’ word of the year. But what makes a selfie? Does the photo have to be most of you, a certain percentage, or does intent play a role? If I take a have my finger on the lens, is that a selfie? Does it have to be recognizable? Please get back to us on that.

 

Ok, this has been fun. We’ve just about reached our minimum number of words.

 

Ummm…

 

Can you smell that? Good.

 

Whew. What a pain in the ass.

 

 

This Friday catch us at Squid Lips in Melbourne from 7 to 11…

 

Then Saturday at Neptune in Satellite Beach (formerly the Cove) from 9 to 1…


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