Absolute Blue Invitation 12/13/13 - 12/14/13

Absolute Blue Drafts

Many times we are asked, “How did you guys ever get together?” That and “What is that smell?” But there was actually much thought and many years of strategizing that went into building what we now know as The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love. For example, did you know that Billy was heavily recruited in High School and that the original plan was to upgrade and draft Mark Glisson if he was available, then rent Tom out to such bands as Greg and Brian and Tom, or Tommyshack. But as fate would have it Mark went early in the first round and Billy was chosen, after sweetening the deal with future draft beer picks. Bill was redshirted his first year, then granted franchise player status which created some salary cap issues, but that’s the kind of gambling that has paid off for Absolute Blue in the past. Also, did you know:

Don was a highly regarded recruit from Syracuse until allegations of sexual improprieties came to light. But by the time the guy dropped the charges the damage had already been done. We picked him up for a $20 and some cherry pez.

Kevin developed his chops in the Navy and bypassed the traditional recruiting process. Negotiations had come to a standstill until we dangled Don in front of him. But not like that.

Tom was another hot prospect out of Eastern Michigan University and could have had his choice of bands until he failed his mandatory physical, which consisted of little more than remaining conscious for 8 hours. He signed on to avoid being drafted by Gina Crute and Tasty.

We waited many years for Skip to become available, negotiating with many different established organizations such as PETA, Professional Bartending School, Roto Rooter and the North Carolina Penal System. But not like that.

And there you have it. So please show some respect for our founding fathers. Or mothers. Or mother fathers.

Join us for the only performance this weekend at Squid Lips from 7 to 11…

And make sure you mark you calendars for our party at the Melbourne Elks Sunday, January 5, 2014.  This is a benefit and your way to start the New Year off by helping others and having a good time. For tickets call 501.2591. Make plans to make a difference!