Absolute Blue Invitation 11/18/21 - 11/20/21

Absolute Blue Reminiscizes

It’s funny the things you remember from the past. One of my most vivid childhood memories was cooking with my mother. Especially around the holidays when I would come home after work on a cold Michigan evening to find something in the oven filling the house with a wonderous scent. Sometimes we would make up little songs to describe the experience. There was one in particular that a friend from school, an exchange student from England, had me sing over and over to him:

Mama. Just grilled a ham

Grabbed a bun instead of bread

Pulled the pork, then went to bed

Mama. Lunch had just begun

And now you’ve gone and thrown it up today

Mama. Didn’t mean to bake your pie

If the meat’s not in the fridge this time tomorrow

It’s carrion, carrion

As if vegan chili matters

Join us for our only public performance this weekend, Thursday night at The Avenue in Viera, 5 to 8…

Absolute Blue Invitation 11/12/20 - 11/13/20

Absolute Blue Suspendizes

This exhibit has been temporarily discontinued due to pending litigation.

Please move along.

We make our return to Tiki Bar and Grill in Sebastian, on Indian River just south of Main Street, Friday from 7 to 11…

And make sure you join us for a highly unusual daytime performance at the 2021 Promise Ping Pong Palooza at West Melbourne Community Park (3000 Minton Road) from 11 to 2 Saturday, where we will witness the dropping of 1000 ping pong balls with one winner walking away with $10,000. This is all to benefit Promise Inc., a non profit for adults with special needs. A great time for a great cause!

Then for the first time in many years, we double down with a performance at Mainstreet Pub in Downtown Melbourne, 6 to 10 Saturday…

Absolute Blue Invitation 11/05/21 - 11/06/21

Absolute Blue Treaterizes

So you say we’re too old? Trick or Treat is for children? That we would not degrade ourselves yet again? Well, you just got Tobleroned. It’s time for us to stand up for our rights as Americans and partake in the very basic principle of getting something for nothing. But it’s more than that. The simple goal here is to become candy neutral, to take in the amount of candy that we’ve given out through the years. Is it sad to think that we’re taking candy away from children? Perhaps, but if we’re crying it’s with 3 Musketears. We’re looking at picking up pounds of Mounds, a heyday of Paydays, a whole bunch of Nestle Crunch, heaps of Heaths, I mean enough to give us divertwixulitis. It’s like, no time for chit chat, gotta get my Kit Kat if you know what I mean. But included in our bounty were some more questionable off brand pieces, such as an alcohol laced bar called Sniquors. And one that indicated pronoun awareness, a Her/She bar. But that’s not all. We also found:

-In Tom’s bag was an I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butterfinger.

-Skip’s route included the Baptist church where he picked up several Jesus Pieces.

-Kevin believes there were trace elements of Viagra in his Mr. Woodbar.

-Bill had a candy bar that smelled of fish which turned out to be a Salmond Joy.

-Don found his candy could include either nougat, caramel or coconut in his appropriately named Maybe Ruth.

Join us for a Friday night back at Sunset Waterfront Grill and Bar in Cocoa Beach, on 520 at the river, from 5 to 9…

And Saturday it’s a new venue, Island Time Marina and Restaurant, in Cocoa Beach on 520 kinda by the same river, from 5 to 9…