Absolute Blue Invitation 1/10/14 - 1/12/14

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Published on Thursday, 09 January 2014 19:57

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Once again we find ourselves the envy of the nation. With the rest of the country in an unprecedented deep freeze, requiring many Kentuckians to relieve themselves indoors lest risk losing appendages, most of Maine and New Hampshire cancelled Tuesday and some of Wednesday. But while much of life in the north has come to a standstill, we have our own Solar Vortex to contend with. While we don't have to deal with snotcicles, I mean, really, how do you surf when it's two foot and choppy? The gusty winds make volleyball all but impossible. And forget about local color. With these overcast skies your best bet is the tanning salon. And don't even get me started on fishing. The crappie aren't crapping, the tuna aren't tuning, the grouper aren't grouping, the perch aren't perching, the snappers aren't snapping and the sturgeon aren't stirring. Might as well be in Scranton...

 

This weekend we move on down the evolutionary line, from cattle to primates, with a Friday night 9 to 1 at Bunky's Monkey Bar in Indialantic, across from Paradise Beach...

Then Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10. Don't worry if it's a tad bit chilly, Kevin's got enough Sterno and Jaeger to keep us all toasty...