Absolute Blue Invitation 12/12/14 - 12/13/14
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- Published on Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:39
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Absolute Blue’s Appalls
Unfortunately our recent batch of Absolute Blue apps appears to be missing a critical component. Turns out the contract for the more then generous federal grant money we strategically squandered on lottery tickets and lap dances specifically stated that we develop and deploy a Personal Identification Generator, you know, the ones that ask you a series of questions and it tells you what Castaway, Pokemon or Jonas brother you are. So in a vain attempt to mitigate any potential litigation, fine or time out we have slapped together the following and will deploy the necessary process by alternate means, i.e. this correspondence. So jot down your favorite president, pope, reindeer, dwarf, epoch, dynasty, 19th century impressionist and sock type. Carefully guard your answers to no one sees, then use the following to decode which band member you most closely identify with:
Bill: McKinley, Paul VI, Blitzen, Sneezy, Devonian, Han, Degas, Crew
Kevin: Taylor, John XVII, Donner, Dopey, Miocene, Xia, Monet, Ankle
Don: Fillmore, Pius XII, Comet, Grumpy, Triassic, Shang, Renoir, Compression
Skip: Taft, Benedict VI, Vixen, Bashful, Holocene, Jin, Cezanne, Tube
Tom: Rice, Leo XIV, Prancer, Sleepy, Paleocene, Yaun, Manet, Support Hose
Apparently Tom was confused over Condoleezza being a part of that football thing. And if you are none of the above you are most likely Rene…
Join us for more holiday festivities at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian, just south of Main Street on Indian River Blvd, from 7 to 11 Friday…
Then it’s a return to Shady Oaks, at the corner of Babcock and Malabar Road, from 9 to 1 Saturday…