Absolute Blue Invitation 2/05/15 - 2/15/15v
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Absolute Blue Economizes
Our shareholders, this time both of them, have demanded immediate budget cuts to offset short term investment losses. Turns out we had our money on Seattle, that toenail fungus commercial and right shark, all of which performed miserably. So to begin with, in an effort to save on paper we will be combining invitations for multiple weeks. This also reduces licensing costs on the total number of either incontinent references or fart jokes, depends. In additional, our customer service call center is being relocated from Cleveland to Karachi, where ‘Jimmy’ will try unconvincingly to tell you of his Irish ancestry and that time he worked at Applebee’s. And to save on stamps, Don will be delivering a copy of this directly to your door. But don’t worry, this time he promises to knock first. We have even put Tom on eBay under the Slightly Used Musicians, Jugglers and Unicyclists category. But even during these hard times, please note the number of new venues we bring you as well as new songs we have added. So from Beatles to Eagles, from Tom Petty to Richard Petty there’s something for everyone to enjoy or at least tolerate…
We start our intercounty tour off with a highly unusual Thursday night, 2/05, from 8 to 12 at Tracey’s Lounge in Suntree. It’s a brand new club with an intimate atmosphere and can be found next to Michael’s Liquor, 1.5 miles north of Pineda on Wickham…
Then Friday, 2/06, from 7 to 11 it’s a return to the seen of the crime at Squid Lips in Melbourne…
And, wait for it (cause we sure did), it’s our long anticipated debut at Earl’s Hideaway in Sebastian Saturday, 2/07, from 8:30 to 12:30. It’s on Indian River Drive, just north of Main Street…
And we round out the weekend with an afternoon at Milliken’s Reef at the Port on Sunday, 2/08, from 2 to 7…
We start in again on Friday, 2/13, at the Tiki bar in Sebastian from 7 to 11. It’s on Indian River Blvd just south of Main Street…
Valentine’s Day we tend to a private party, but Sunday, 2/15, we start our monthly SBI appearances from 2 to 6, rain or shine…
Just kidding. We really don’t know any Richard Petty…