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Published on Wednesday, 22 April 2015 20:04

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Absolute Blue’s Mixologism

 

We recently cancelled our computer dating service after seeing a Compaq Presario CQ57 hooking up with a Dell Inspiron 3000. We try to be open minded about such things but this goes against all we believe in. As a result we started looking for a new hobby and found what is called mixology, which we thought to be the study of everything from Sunbeam hand helds to large scale Hobart industrial machines and sounded fun. And then we found that it included alcohol and it immediately got more funner. After the introductory course we were able to print out our PhD which certifies us as either officially misogynist mixologists, licensed tow truck drivers or ninjas, depending on the fine print. During the intense 30 minute training session, we found plenty of time to doze off as the gal was rambling on about the responsibilities of this or the legal implications of that. It was then when we realized that it was our destiny to not only serve but create the next generation of cocktails, just because we like saying tails. Like Bartles and/or James before they suddenly disappeared from tv. So we have cleverly put together the following assortment of libations for your sedation:

 

-Costcopolitan: One of our budget entries and comprised of recycled materials, so that feeling of deja vu is warranted.

-Snappletini: Made from the best stuff on earth. And under it.

-Mazel Tov Cocktail: An explosive combination of kosher and halal ingredients make this a can’t miss no matter what side of Gaza you’re on.

-Kmartini: From our value menu, made from assorted leftovers from under the sink. No lye.

-Harvey Wall Bangor: A favorite in Maine.

-Can’t Happen Manhattan: Defies the laws of physics and good taste.

-Katrina Colada: Formed over the Atlantic in 2004, it’s the elixir that’ll fix her.

-Remember the Alamojito: An unforgettable drink, but completely forgettable recipe.

-Ebonic Gin and Tonic: It’s Gin and Juice, fresh from the hood, yo.

 

 

It’s a huge weekend for all concerned as we start things off with a Thursday night at the All Veterans Reunion at Wickham Park Amphitheater from 9 to 11…

 

Then Friday it’s Matt’s Casbah in downtown Melbourne from 6:30 to 9:30…

 

Saturday we return to Earl’s in Sebastian from 8:30 to 12:30…

 

And Sunday it’s finally time for our Veterans Benefit at the VFW 4206 on Diary Road in Melbourne from 4:30 – 6:30. Suggested donation is $3 and goes to the building fund that adds new facilities for handicapped vets. So come on out and make a difference to those men and women, sons and daughters, mothers and fathers who’ve served…