Absolute Blue Invitation 7/17/15 - 7/19/15

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Published on Wednesday, 15 July 2015 20:04

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Absolute Blue Substantiates

 

Due to quality control issues we have instituted a new process by which any and all communication is verified by a council, confirmed by a board, certified by a panel, corroborated by a committee, validated by a team, authenticated by a crew, then ratified by a two thirds majority. Unfortunately this somewhat cumbersome process has not been completed by deadline so we present to you only the parts that have been agreed upon wholly or in part:

 

The                                                                             protracted hermaphrodite

                        begin                          partake                                                          insanely benign

                        convicted bovine                                                      pork chop curry

clandestine donut                brassiere      purple mound                      

horde of infected

empty truculent                                                                   fragrant hurling

                        airplane                     obtuse fisticuffs                                          Denny’s

blame Don                                                     nitrous fueled

              guitar worm

lately constipated                                            ultimate demise                          languor

                                    echidna                                  marsupial fettucini

 

 

This weekend it’s back to the Monkey Bar in Indialantic, across from Paradise Beach from 9 to 1 on Friday…

 

Saturday it’s Earl’s in Sebastian from 8:30 to 12:30…

 

And we return to SBI Sunday, 1 to 5….