Absolute Blue Invitation 12/18/15 - 12/19/15

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Published on Wednesday, 16 December 2015 21:08

Written by Absolute Blue

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Absolute Blue Awakens

 

Due to unforeseen circumstances, scheduling conflicts, absence of malice, absinthe of Alice, the presence of Hanukkah , the presents of Christmas, near earth objects, local warming, lunar degeneration, polar cap degradation, Pentecostal radicalization, totalitarian globalization, ecological disintegration, national trumpification, fascist deliberation,  groundwater contaminazation, armament proliferation, rampant spay/neuterification, nuclear cognitive recognition, hypothetical manifestations, habitual hoarding, holiday lethargy, video surveillance, musical espionage, free shipping, international currency devaluation and theoretical randomization, we have but one public performance before the end of the year. Please join us this Friday at PC Keats in downtown Melbourne, at New Haven and Vernon, just a block east of Matts, from 7 to 11 Friday. It’s a special after party for the Star Wars premier so plan on some lame references to storm trooping, ewoks and whatnot. May the farts be with you…