Absolute Blue Invitation 3/05/21 - 3/06/21

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Published on Wednesday, 03 March 2021 20:24

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Absolute Blue Denticizes

 

Tom fondly remembers the anticipation of his first blind date. He heard she had implants and that she liked to show them off. Sure enough right there in the restaurant in front of everyone she flashed a dazzling smile. After the disappointment began to subside, he began to imagine a career in dentistry. If there was only a way of doing so without having to look in people’s mouths all day. Why shouldn’t we be able to perform tooth repair online? We even created the concept of a wiser incisor. Sure it was secured by Velcro, but with flat rate pricing it’s so much more affordable that licensed dental care. And the adventure denture, a conditionally speculative if not illegal undertaking which involves super glue and whatever we may have lying around. I mean, if we can have a two buck Chuck and a five simoleon linoleum, why can’t we have a ten shilling filling? As always, we would perform safe dentistry by advocating the prophylaxis prophylactic in an inclusive work environment embracing trans, straight as well as bicuspids. But we still had to educate the band on some fundamentals including:

 

-Kevin thought only redheads could be diagnosed with gingervitis.

-Don still consults with his dentist’s New York office, calling him his upnorthodontist. 

-No stranger to cavity searches, Bill received an AC/DC version of his teeth cleaning: Back in Plaque.

-Tom had some work done while in the Middle East which he now refers to as his Beirut canal.

-When Skip had a tooth that was sensitive to hot and cold, he was convinced he had a bipolar molar.

 

And remember what we learned from our Renaissance music class: If it ain’t baroque don’t fix it…

 

Join us for our return to Tiki Bar & Grill in Sebastian, on Indian River Drive, just south of Main Street, from 7 to 11 Friday…